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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:33
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Job openings rise in middle of trade wars, but businesses are slower to hire - MarketWatch
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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They put up a sign reading
Rematch Review - Unbelievable Tekkers - GameSpot
Then came..
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Rare ‘Einstein zig-zag’ sheds light on universe’s hidden forces - The Brighter Side of News
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
XRP Forecast: Pundit Predicts Where XRP Could Be Headed by June - The Crypto Basic
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
End of an era: Space Launch Complex 37 gets demolished - Spectrum News 13
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
India Is Breaking Apart — Geologists Detect Deep Continental Fracture - The Daily Galaxy
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Minds and Behinds